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In My Email Today: Quotes That Make You Smile

Sun, 08/15/2010 - 10:05am — decibel.places

A few quotes to make you smile...

 
 Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
Lillian Carter
(mother of Jimmy Carter)
 
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 I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'  
Eleanor Roosevelt
 
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In My Email Today: Inside the Wave

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 8:39am — decibel.places

inside the wave

This incredible shot inside the wave was taken by the number one photographer of surf: Clark Little, from Oahu, Hawaii.

He's a surfer himself and often gets wiped out just getting the shot.

He captures magical moments "inside the tube," as surfers say.

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Why I Volunteer My Professional Services: Faith the Dog

Thu, 07/08/2010 - 10:01pm — decibel.places
Faith the Dog by Shoshana KirschenbaumAs the volunteer web developer and webmaster for Faith the Dog  (the two-legged dog seen on Oprah and everywhere) I am often the recipient of marvelously grateful emails, guestbook entries and comments on the web site that state in certain terms how knowing about Faith has improved people's lives.

For example, in my email today: 

Subject: New guestbook entry by TrueCanadian at
Faith the Dog's Official Web Site
Sent: Jul 8, 2010 6:43 PM

I had just come in from a hard day's work. It has been over 35 degrees celsius (close to 100 F) and had to milk the cows in a barn with no air conditioner, wondering when am I ever going to get a break. Feeling overwhelmed, I opened my email and found Faith. After all these years, her story is still touching the hearts of millions everywhere. A story like this never loses it's glory.
Thank you for making my day much better, Faith...you and your loving owner are inspirational. There is a place in heaven for both of you!! ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
 
I also discovered Faith through an email, one that got her gender wrong, but that did not matter. I was moved to create a video slideshow from the forwarded photos and contacted Jude Stringfellow through her (then deficient) web site. Jude and I became friends, I offered to upgrade Faith's web site to Drupal, eventually Jude was ready for the transition. We keep the site bare bones and modest on purpose, while Drupal provides many ways for fans to participate and communicate.

In My Email Today: Ascii Art Redux Spam

Fri, 06/18/2010 - 12:55am — decibel.places 
But when I start...

8888888  88   88    888    888888   8888888  8888888         8888888  8888888 
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8888   8888   8888   8888   8888   8888    
888     888   888     888   888     888    
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 88   88888   88   88   888888   88888   88   88       888888   88   88
888  88   88  88   88   88      88   88  88   88       88   88  88   88
 88       88  88   88   88           88  88   88       88   88  88   88
 88     88    8888888   888888     88    8888888       888888   88   88
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 88  8888888       88   888888  8888888       88  88   88   88   88888 

I want you here...

No hyperlink, just 8's - remember "ascii art"?
and Yahoo Mail thinks "8888 8888 8888 8888 8888 8888"
is a UPS tracking number...


ascii art email

In My Email Today: Golden Rules

Sun, 06/13/2010 - 10:44am — decibel.places
GOLDEN RULES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

In My Email Today: Guns and stuff

Sun, 05/23/2010 - 10:54pm — decibel.places

Some more striking (and scary) photos from Lovely Smile

great moustachio, scary guns & people, pretty guns, a cell phone tower disguised as a palm tree, an impressive yacht, some lions and zebras

great moustachescary man with gun

pretty gun

See more images in this gallery

In My Email Today: Survival of the human race after the CERN-created black hole

Mon, 05/17/2010 - 1:28pm — decibel.places


black hole

 

 

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 Dear Friend,

How are you? I hope all is well with your family, friends and pets. I hope this urgent mail meets you in a perfect condition. We have no time to waste regarding the information I am about to tell you, it is an urgent and serious matter.

My name is Professor FRANK, senior data analyst here at the CERN institute based here in Geneva(public.web.cern.ch/public/) CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, is one of the world’s largest and most respected centres for scientific research. Its business is fundamental physics, finding out what the Universe is made of and how it works. You may have seen on the news that, in recent days, our Large Hadron Collider machine has been colliding high-speed beams of energy in order to explore new physics and understand how the universe began. CERN have been adamant that this is safe, however I KNOW THE TRUTH. The truth is that this experiment that CERN are conducting is extremely dangerous, and could cause global disaster. This experiment has a 95% of causing a black hole, thus swallowing a large area of the planet. The scientists do not want you to know this as they know it will cause panic.

However, I can help you.

In My Email Today: When Insults Had Class

Sat, 04/24/2010 - 1:33pm — decibel.places

Quips from an era when choosing the perfect words mattered:

An exchange between Winston Churchill & Lady Astor: 
She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea." 
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." 

A member of Parliament to Benjamin Disraeli:
"Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress." 
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