Failing Startup Seeking Unmotivated Developers

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gigs-670482951@craigslist.org

Date: 2008-05-06, 4:49PM EDT

We are a worthless start-up operating in stealth mode out of an undisclosed warehouse location in downtown Brooklyn. We are so secretive that no one will ever know what we are developing, ever.

As lead developer you will provide hours upon hours of unskilled labor to one of two projects that will never see the light of day.

You must be completely unqualified and have no working knowledge of any web development language. However, knowledge of STD a plus, especially if its a Simplex.

This is an internship, with two available positions.

Maximum Experience: 2 months in an unrelated field

Requirements:

Demonstrate a deep understanding in the custodial arts, with a focus in website devlopment

Benefits:

Share a lovely brooklyn office with ASPCA animal shelter

Flexible hours, you choose any 22 hour period each day

Cage is well lit

The first rule of of being in stealth mode is never tell the truth. 

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: Stipend

PostingID: 670482951

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